I'll write out my life story so far and link it at somepoint. Untill then enjoy the blogging.
On the LGBT Youth Board of Directors.
Student and full time geek.
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i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school
But what if you met just the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you, who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
I’d pity him.
Image: Writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez (Paco Junquera/Getty Images)
Today’s top book news item:
Gabriel García Márquez left behind an unpublished manuscript when he died last week at age 87, Cristobal Pera, editorial director of Penguin Random House Mexico, told The Associated Press. Pera added that Marquez’s family has not yet decided whether to publish it.
Meanwhile, the Spanish newspaper La Vanguardia published an extract of the work, tentatively titled We’ll See Each Other in August (En agosto nos vemos). In the excerpt, a middle-aged woman named Ana Magdalena Bach has a fling during her annual trip to a tropical island to put flowers on her mother’s grave. She stays at a hotel overlooking a lagoon full of herons. Ana, though she’s married, meets a man at the hotel and begins an affair with him. The excerpt has a strong sense of place — García Márquez’s descriptions are lush with flowers and tropical life – and a ripple of eroticism travels through it, from the touch of perfume Ana puts behind her ear at the beginning of the chapter to the thunderstorm during her encounter with the man from the hotel.
"In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"
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oh my god
oh my fucking god
THE MOMENT THE AUDIO PLAYED, I DROPPED MY HEADPHONES AND WALKED AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.
i put my hand on my forehead and sobbed a little and then i knew i had to reblog it
Okay Legend of the Cryptids, sometimes you’re pretty good, most of the time you’re the low hanging fruit… but this is special even for you. And it perfectly illustrates what we talk about when we say double standards:
This is what a Immortal Vampire Lord looks like in Legend of the Cryptids:
He doesn’t get a name… but he gets clothes that stays on without superglue (and wishful thinking).
Basically what I’m saying is that if I can’t tell if your game was meant to be a fantasy combat game that got too porny, or a softcore game that tried to be fantasy combat themed - you should just go back to the drawing board.
A quick note that this bat-shaped crotch cover she’s wearing would look more-or-less like this in real life:
The c-string (reviewed here) is designed very specifically and almost exclusively for burlesque stripper performance. Yup, that’s the “magic pad” yanavaseva wondered about in her butt armor write-up. Needless to say, wearing it does come with the risk of losing it at an inopportune moment.
So I heard it’s Earth Day
Me at parties.
bring her back